Man yall gotta read this. Remember this video where Boosie flipped out during Maurice Garland’s interview? Here’s the full transcript. It’s a classic. Props to Ozone Mag. Read the whole interview after the jump. Here’s a sample:

Do you look at all of this happening as a sign? Maybe you needed to slow down in some areas of your life?
I’m just accepting it. I see it as God tapping me on my wrist a little bit. He’s sending me to jail so I can learn the hard way. But when I get out, it’s my chance to show him I’m thankful. It’s coming back triple. I think this jail shit is about to take me farther than being on the streets for three years could’ve taken me. Everything happens for a reason. It’s fucked up that it has to work that way, but I think it’s gonna work out in my favor. Staying four years on the street, still putting out just one album, or going to jail 10-11 months with a CD coming out 2 weeks after that? That’s high publicity. Jail only makes you sell more records. Niggas are already asking to book me for the first Saturday I’m home. Offering [amounts of] money I’ve never gotten before [for shows]. I’m just gonna be in there chilling, looking at pictures, beating my dick to bad bitches.

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